'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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