Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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