yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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