It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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