THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
