If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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