we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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