I'm going to jail i love you
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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