She said her name was "party"
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
