I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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