To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I need a burrito and a hug.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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