You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
