just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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