Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hippo gnu deer
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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