it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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