Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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