physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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