ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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