Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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