i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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