Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
