You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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