You smell like stripper and shame
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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