belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He passed out mid-signature
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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