hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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