garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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