Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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