Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
my poor anus
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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