but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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