The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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