So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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