aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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