Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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