Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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