just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
