how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I don't think brook has ever known best
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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