Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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