Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
nutella sex= disaster
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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