Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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