Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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