I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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