someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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