Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
