the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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