My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
smell my finger.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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