I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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