Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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