pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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