i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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