does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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